Midi - Side By Side.............................................................................................. Best viewed in Internet Explorer
Are you one?
I wake up in the morning, and can hardly wait to see
If I've received a mailing, addressed from you to me.
I get my 'puter running and much to my delight,
Your poems, jokes and other things, come quickly into sight.
Note:Gossip is the only thing that travels faster
Thru all kinds of weath-er, what if the sky should fall,
Just as long as we're to-geth-er, it does-n't mat-ter at all.
When they've all had their quar-rels and part-ed,
We'll be the same as we start-ed,
Just trav-lin' a-long, sing-in' a song, side by side.
First you must get prepared...
Refreshments close to hand
Music in the drive
Another spare at the ready
Gathering the ..files and sorting
Where is that printer? Ah yes!
What happened to my mouse, he is always
So here is mine of him!
Ponder on these...
Once there were lots of questions for which there
were no answers.
Now, in this computer age, there are many answers
for which we haven't thought of questions.
The computer is a pig of a thing ~ always crashing.
For some weird quirk we always forgive it.
Secretly we don't believe the computer is at fault,
it must be something we have done to it.
And then it asks us if we really, really want to
Ever thought of this ~ If you can't beat your
computer at chess try kicking it.
Coming home from a Web-surfing class a lass was
surprised to see the large & very dirty van in front
had something etched into the grime.
Would you believe ~ it was: www.washme.com
Door mat in front of a Cyber Cafe read:
In the striving to make the P.C. as easy to use as
the telephone, it managed to make the telephone
Overheard at a conference!
You don't look like a .com you look more like
an .org or an .edu
Santa asking a child ...
"What would you like for Christmas?"
received an irate reply "Didn't you read my fax?"
Missing the sound of a friends voice:
A. rang B. one day to have a "real" chat, asked if
B. had time
B. replied - "yes, just give me 3 minutes to log on!
Cheep spell checker...
Why not let me know you called all
you need to do is say hello
"WIRED" ~ ie. connected to your ISP ~
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