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Are you one?

 I wake up in the morning, and can hardly wait to see
If I've received a mailing, addressed from you to me.

I get my 'puter running and much to my delight,
Your poems, jokes and other things, come quickly into sight.

Please keep those emails coming, they're so enjoyable you see,
Funny things, friendly things, those things you mail to me.

But most of all the fun of it, is knowing that they came
From you my friends, my dearest friends,
the ones I need not name.


Note: Gossip is the only thing that travels faster
than email


About midi's:

I love 'em...what about you?
The one playing is...

Side by side:
Oh we ain't got a bar-rel of mon-ey, maybe we're rag-ged and fun-ny,
But we'll trav-el a-long, sing-in' a song, side by side.
Don't know what's com-in' to-mor-row, may-be it's troub-le and sor-row,
But we'll trave-el the road, shar-in' our load, side by side.

Thru all kinds of weath-er, what if the sky should fall,
Just as long as we're to-geth-er, it does-n't mat-ter at all.
When they've all had their quar-rels and part-ed,
We'll be the same as we start-ed,
Just trav-lin' a-long, sing-in' a song, side by side.

That is how I feel about my computer, any friend may hitch
a ride and travel along with me.

From the help desk:
An email request that required no further diagnosis:


Man: My computer isn't working
Store Owner: Are you running it under Windows?
Man: No, near the door

Man: I would like a mouse mat please
Store Owner: What type?
Man: One that is compatible with my computer

Ready for work?

First you must get prepared...

Refreshments close to hand

  Music in the drive

 Another spare at the ready

 Gathering the ..files and sorting

 Where is that printer? Ah yes!

What happened to my mouse, he is always
running away

Settle at my desk

Connect the modem via phone

Now I am almost ready

Aha - the mouse; looks a bit frazzled
to me, I guess I do too!

My friend's concept of me!

So here is mine of him!


Ponder on these...
Once there were lots of questions for which there
were no answers.
Now, in this computer age, there are many answers
for which we haven't thought of questions.

The computer is a pig of a thing ~ always crashing.
For some weird quirk we always forgive it.
Secretly we don't believe the computer is at fault,
it must be something we have done to it.

And then it asks us if we
really, really want to
close down.

Ever thought of this ~ If you can't beat your
computer at chess try kicking it.

Coming home from a Web-surfing class a lass was
surprised to see the large & very dirty van in front
had something etched into the grime.
Would you believe ~ it was:

Door mat in front of a Cyber Cafe read:

In the striving to make the P.C. as easy to use as
the telephone, it managed to make the telephone
more complicated.

Overheard at a conference!
You don't look like a
.com you look more like
.org or an .edu

Santa asking a child ...
"What would you like for Christmas?"
received an irate reply "Didn't you read my fax?"

Chatting online!
Missing the sound of a friends voice:
A. rang B. one day to have a "real" chat, asked if
B. had time
B. replied - "yes, just give me 3 minutes to log on!

Oh yeah!
I'm a walking storeroom of facts - I've just lost
the storeroom!
I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, crowds
& politicians.
I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place
I'm so cared for: eye care, private care, dental care ...
I'm now going to reveal what goes on behind closed
"Absolutely nothing"
I am also the same - Laurie :-)


Cheep spell checker...
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.


Why not let me know you called all
you need to do is say hello

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and also an anagram for "WEIRD"

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Created by Laurie - June 2001

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