Bingo Stories

BORED - RETIRED - DESPERATE

What to do with myself?
I got interested in playing the pokies (Slots) but I became scared
.
I was fast becoming *ADDICTED* thus reducing my resources to
a dangerous level.

THEN - I discovered the Weird & Wonderful World of Bingo.

Some may argue that I just swapped one form of gambling for another.
TRUE - BUT - it is controlled, you buy the number of books up front
that you can comfortably play with and that is all you need to spend
for the session of bingo.

I became so keen on bingo that I no longer wasted my time and money
at the Casino. In fact
I emulated that famous man who " Loved the Remington razor so much,
he bought the factory" that I taught myself to build a Website devoted
to this weird and wonderful BINGO. I also poured all my feelings into ..
Writing a trilogy on bingo. Building this site opened up the www. for me
and I am never bored any longer, in fact I am..
HAPPY - BUSY - FULFILLED
Submitted by~Lotty

A BINGO LAMENT

Rah Rah it's winners all, then the man begins to call.
Quickly all my hopes diminish, I'm slowly crawling to the finish.
Maybe next game ~ I will see, surely now it will be me.
Another week ~ another game, woe is me it's just the same.

A BINGO CHEER

To win the jackpot is my aim, I'm sure all players feel the same.
I'm getting close ~ just need the nine, any time now, it could be mine.
While down here begging on my knees, say my number IF you please.
With bated breath I hear him, so ~~ I *am* the one who shouts BINGO.
RAH RAH RAH

A BINGO PACT

Bingo lovers all unite, lets be friends, we will not fight.
It's not a sin if you should win, although it's hard to wear a grin.
Let's all gather here next week, to try again ~ the game we seek.
Perhaps it will be one of us, to head for home ~ our purse a plus.
Original ditties submitted by ~ L.S.

BINGO ~ ODD BEHAVIOUR

What a strange world bingo is, the behaviour of some players has
to be seen to be believed!
If you were a fly on the wall these are some the antics you
might see.

Firstly ~ the precise way in which people place their equipment ~
cards in the centre with their dabbers all lined up above.

Secondly ~ their favourite lucky charm, mascot or some other
strange object is placed just to the left just in reach, ready to be
PATTED ~ SLAPPED ~ TURNED FACE AWAY (in disgrace)
and
occasionally even KISSED.

Thirdly ~ Woe betide anyone who dares to sit in another's
favourite seat.
This is a HUGE SIN ... and can cause a fearful din, or even worse,
ssh, I'll whisper it ... come to blows.

Last of all ~ The black looks, scowls and the odd hiss or two if you
you should dare to cough, splutter, sneeze or even choke while
the umbers are being called.

MY OWN WORST HATE IS:-
The player who talks out loud when they are waiting for just
one number.
For e.g. Come on SAY IT, SAY IT or they say the number they
are waiting for ...
OVER & OVER AGAIN.
I usually find myself praying that the winning number will not
be theirs.
Worst HatesSubmitted by~C.Moore


LOST KENO TICKET
A friend won $2500 on a Keno Ticket - But LOST THE TICKET!!!
This happened during our game of Bingo.
Needless to say the rest of us found it very difficult to continue,
but of course we wanted to.
We were all playing the maximum number of sheets that we were
capable of, so couldn't help our friend.
A young girl from a nearby table raced over and grabbed our friends
sheets and played them for her.
Friend was nearly in tears, and so were we, we would dab a number,
say quickly - "take a deep breath" - dab the next number, and so
it went on until she finally found her missing ticket.
The whole room by this time knew of her panic and stopped the
game in it's track with a terrific cheer.
Oh, by the way - nobody at our table won that game.

Lost Ticketsubmitted by~Lotty

A friend won $2500 on a Keno Ticket - But LOST THE TICKET!!!
This happened during our game of Bingo.
Needless to say the rest of us found it very difficult to continue,
but of course we wanted to.
We were all playing the maximum number of sheets that we were
capable of, so couldn't help our friend.
A young girl from a nearby table raced over and grabbed our friends
sheets and played them for her.
Friend was nearly in tears, and so were we, we would dab a number,
say quickly - "take a deep breath" - dab the next number, and so
it went on until she finally found her missing ticket.
The whole room by this time knew of her panic and stopped the
game in it's track with a terrific cheer.
Oh, by the way - nobody at our table won that game.

Lost Ticketsubmitted by~Lotty
A friend won $2500 on a Keno Ticket - But LOST THE TICKET!!!
This happened during our game of Bingo.
Needless to say the rest of us found it very difficult to continue,
but of course we wanted to.
We were all playing the maximum number of sheets that we were
capable of, so couldn't help our friend.
A young girl from a nearby table raced over and grabbed our friends
sheets and played them for her.
Friend was nearly in tears, and so were we, we would dab a number,
say quickly - "take a deep breath" - dab the next number, and so
it went on until she finally found her missing ticket.
The whole room by this time knew of her panic and stopped the
game in it's track with a terrific cheer.
Oh, by the way - nobody at our table won that game.

Lost Ticketsubmitted by~Lotty


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