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BINGO MAGIC !!!
As presented by SMILEY


 

  AM I ADDICTED !!
Once a week is too little
Twice a week is good
Three times a week is better
Four times a week ~ I'm guilty
More ~ perhaps this is *addiction*

But Hey ~ what the heck !!

MY BINGO BUG
There was a time when I would cut a rug
But years have passed, I've switched to Bingo Bug
I exercised my body in days of yore
But now I exercise my mind much more.

 

BINGOFUN
Bingofun is my name
Bingo playing is my game
Win or lose ~ I don't mind
I'm with others of my kind.

 

 MY BINGO TRILOGY

A BINGO LAMENT
Rah Rah it's winners all, then the man begins to call.
Quickly all my hopes diminish, I'm slowly crawling to the finish.
Maybe next game ~ I will see, surely now it will be me.
Another week ~ another game, woe is me it's just the same
.

A BINGO CHEER
To win the jackpot is my aim, I'm sure all players feel the same.
I'm getting close ~ just need the nine, any time now, it could be mine.
While down here begging on my knees, say my number IF you please.
With bated breath I hear him, so ~~ I AM the one who shouts BINGO.
RAH RAH RAH

A BINGO PACT
Bingo lovers all unite, lets be friends, we will not fight.
It's not a sin if you should win, although it's hard to wear a grin.
Let's all gather here next week, to try again ~ the game we seek.
Perhaps it will be one of us, to head for home ~ our purse a plus.

 

 

HMMM !!
Two bingo players sit together
Face each other and wonder whether
Thee or me, which one will win
Me I hope will wear the grin.

THE GAME
There once was a player from Cloncurry
Who was always in a great hurry
She *dabs* a number too soon
Then feels a buffoon
As she tells the caller *oops!* I'm sorry.

 

 GOOD LUCK AT BINGO
Going, going to the hall
Dabbing, dabbing to the call
Just keep your cool
And scoop the pool
Best of luck to one and all.

 

READY ~ SET ~ GO
As Bingo lovers all would know
Be prepared and ready to go
Have the dabber, board & glue
Purse with money - lollies too
Just in case I need to lend
Spares are there in my best friend
MY
"BINGO BAG"

 

 

 

 SNIPPETS

 FIVE REASONS NOT TO PLAY BINGO
1. Well !!
2-4. Mental work in progress - do not disturb
5. GOT IT! - There is NO reason not to play
Bingo so "go get 'em"

 

PONDER ON THESE
Whoever said "It's not whether you win or lose that counts"
PROBABLY LOST!!


Bingo ...it's a religion.
They play it in churches...don't they?

 My husband said to choose between him and bingo.
I'm gonna miss that man !!

 


BINGO HAIKU

 Haiku stands as one of the great cultural gifts of the EAST.
This wonderful poetic form in which a universal moment
is captured in just three short lines of 5-7-5 syllables,
bespeaks the magnificent skill of brevity
.

MY VERSION OF BINGO HAIKU

I lie in my bed
And dream of winning jackpots
But dreams fade away

I love my bingo
So I arm myself with pens
I hope I can win

Going out today
Down the road and in the hall
Oh -bingo-bingo

Bingo is so great
So play it all day with me
Maybe we will win

To call out jackpot
Are what my dreams are made of
Maybe one day soon?

 

 

 

  PUZZLES

 

NUMBER 1
My first is in able but not in ready
My second is
win but not in lose
My third is in
sing but not in warble
My fourth is in
coming and also in going
My fifth is in
tomorrow but not today

The whole adds up to:-
**Answer** is at the bottom of this page


NUMBER 2
"SSECCUS ROF EPICER EHT"
Got It ??
Answer at the bottom of the page

 

 

 

BINGO JOKES

Husband & wife playing bingo were competing to see
who could call bingo the most.
They were level pegging & both needed number * 5 * to win.
5 came up so they shared the win.
Therefore even scoring ~
*Not so* wife exclaimed, I said it quicker
!

 

 Have you heard about the punter at a casino, who saw a fly
land on a number, thinking this was a lucky sign he placed
his bet there -
he lost and was heard to say --

"it must have been a house fly"

 

 

 
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ã November 2000


 

 

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