Bingo - A Weird and Wonderful World
A TOUCH OF FUN
A Smile is a Curve That Straightens
Straightens Out a Lot of Things!
PAT and MICK were playing *Bingo *Pat kept
looking over Mick's shoulder saying,
"you've got that number "mark it off"
After putting up with this for some time Mick
got annoyed and said, "why don't you do your
own sheet" Pat replied - "I can't it's full"
Two bingo players sit together
Face each other and wonder whether
Thee or me, which one will win
Me I hope will wear the grin.
Husband & wife playing bingo were competing
to see who could call bingo the most.
They were level pegging & both needed number
* 5 * to win.
5 came up so they shared the win.
Therefore even scoring ~
*Not so* wife exclaimed, I said it quicker!
Bingo isn't a matter of life and death, it's
I have a good friend who is really quite
There once was a player from Cloncurry
POINTS TO PONDER
Mental backup in progress ...
*DO NOT DISTURB!*
If I save time - do I ever get it back?
Why is it - when you always get a line early
when you are playing a *full house* - but
when you play a *line game* you can't even
get near winning?
*STRESSED* spelled backwards is *DESSERTS*.
When a diver has chicken pox -does he come
up to scratch!!
I'm not perfect but I'm so close it's scary.
Nothing is worth more than this day.
All for *hugs* & *hugs* for all!
Bingofun is my name,
My first is in ABLE but not in READY
My second is in WIN but not in LOSE
My third is in SING but not in WARBLE
My fourth is in COMING but not in GOING
My fifth is in TOMORROW but not in TODAY
The whole adds up to:-
SSECCCUS ROF EPICER EHT
Got it? No! ... the answer is on the
Peace & Harmony page.
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