Bingo - A Weird and Wonderful World

PEACE & HARMONY

A Sense of Humour is
Welcome in All Aspects of Life
.

DID YOU KNOW THAT ...

BINGO
is played all around the world.

As Bingo Lovers all would know,
Be prepared and ready to go.
Have the dabber, board & glue,
Purse with money - lollies too.
Just in case I need to lend,
Spares are there in my best friend.
"MY BINGO BAG"

MY BINGO PRAYER

"As I lay me down to slumber
all I need is one more number
when to the big game I go
I pray the Lord I yell BINGO".

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BINGO

1. Thou shalt not sit in thy neighbours lucky seat
2. Thou shalt not stare at thy neigbours card
3. Thou shalt not take the callers name in vain
4. Thou shalt not yell false "Bingo"
5. Thou shalt not wish bad luck on thy neighbour
6. Thou shalt not threaten to kill the "caller"
7. Thou shalt not steal thy husband's money
for Bingo
8. Thou shalt not brag about how much thou
hast won
9. Thou shalt not whine about how much thou
hast lost
10 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours winnings



REMEMBER ~ It's better to be a "Pollyanna" & find
something to be glad about ~ that's better than
being a "Whiner", there is always tomorrow.
After All ~ Every bingo player hopes to win the
"Pot O' Gold" at the end of the Rainbow.

 
 

MY BINGO TRILOGY

A BINGO LAMENT
Rah Rah! it's winners all, then the man begin
to call.
Quickly all my hopes diminish, I'm slowly crawling
to the finish.
Maybe next game ~ I will see, surely now it will
be me.
Another week ~ another game, woe is me it's just
the same.

A BINGO CHEER
To win the jackpot is my aim, I'm sure all players feel
the same.
I'm getting close ~ just need the nine, any time now,
it could be mine.
While down here begging on my knees, say my
number IF you please.
With bated breath I hear him, so ~~ I *am* the one
who shouts
BINGO. ... Rah Rah Rah!!

A BINGO PACT
Bingo lovers all unite, lets be friends, we will not fight.
It's not a sin if you should win, although it's hard to
wear a grin.
Let's all gather here next week, to try again ~ the
game we seek.
Perhaps it will be one of us, to head for home ~ our
purse a plus.

Peace Dove

SYMPTOMS OF INNER PEACE
Be on the lookout for symptoms of inner peace.
The hearts of a great many have already been exposed
and it is possible that people everywhere could come
down with it in epidemic proportions.
This could pose a serious threat to what has up to now,
been a fairly stable condition of conflict and violence
in our world.

INNER PEACE SIGNS:-
A tendency to act and think spontaneously rather
than on fears based on past experiences.
An increased susceptibility to the love extended
by others as well as the uncontrollable urge to
extend it.
An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment.
A loss of interest in judging other people.
A loss of interest in judging self.
A loss of interest in interpreting the actions
of others.
A loss of the ability to worry. (This is a very serious
symptom).
Frequent, overwhelming episodes of appreciation.
Contented feelings of connectedness with others
and nature.
Frequent attacks of smiling.

 

FOR A CALLER
I received a heartfelt plea from a Caller Saying
"Please don't shoot the Caller, I just call the Balls".

FROM SOME PLAYERS
We need a miracle to win please say a prayer for us.


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